I Emphallically... er, Emphatically Present:  

The Kay Jewelers Open Hearts collection by Jane Seymour! I've been seeing commercials for this for quite awhile, and while it struck me from the very beginning, I now can't focus on anyting else in the commercial. Many women likely think it's a cute design, with two open hearts facing away from each other. It truly would be, though, if it weren't for one beging noticably smaller than the other, leading to an undoubtedly phallic design.

An unnoticed design flaw? Perhaps. An unintentionally humorous commercial? Absolutely.

As quoted by Jane Seymour, "I wanted to create this collection of iconic jewelry that would be available at popular price points, so everyone could enjoy. And by partnering with Kay, my collection is accessible to everyone, nationwide." (Oh, the ways I could manipulate that sentence...)

So, if you've always dreamed of spending up to $1,500.00 to drape a diamond-laden phallus around your neck, and down your chest, then head over to Kay Jewelers.

And you can thank me later for sparing the indefinite amount of sexual puns I could have tossed into this.

To further explain, here is the original design:

Here's what my mind interprets: