It's a Redneck Christmas... In Jail
Posted by Anonymous in Alaska, arrest, Bristol Palin, drugs, Levi Johnston, Palin, rednecks, Sherry Johnston, Wasilla
Although I was only going to write one post a day, I can't help but getting a head start on my next blog. My friend Samantha just sent me a hysterical article relating to the Palin clan up in good ole' small town Wasilla, Alaska. This time Entertainment Tonight receives all of the credit for this story: http://www.etonline.com/news/2008/12/69065/index.html
Apparently the Redneck News just keeps getting better and better for the Palin clan, at least for those who couldn't stand her or her white trash family. Instead of relating to Sarah directly, it involves her knocked up daughter Bristol, soon (but not soon enough)-to-be son-in-law Levi, and his mother, Sherry L. Johnston. According to ET, Bristol's future mother-in-law Johnston was arrested as a result from an "undercover drug investigation -- and she was charged with six counts of misconduct involving a controlled substance."
Wow. Well, then again, what is there to do in Wasilla? It did used to be the Meth capital of the USA, or the world, I can't remember which. Unless it still is. I cannot imagine if this story had come out after McCain and Palin were elected as Prez and V.P. (then again I can't imagine that pair being in office, but I digress). I mean, forcing your daughter into having a child out of wedlock, and then forcing her into marriage with a hockey player with an IQ of -5 is one thing. But how could she explain this situation away? By making drugs legal in Alaska? Now instead of just buying guns, wedding dresses and booze at the local store, meth and crack would also be sold too. Shoot up and then have a shotgun wedding! Maybe Bristol's will be first to try it.
Anyway, the news just keeps getting better and better with the Palin clan. I'm waiting for Palin to pop out a baby and name it Zamboni, and to have Trig and Willow knock over the main bank in Wasilla.
I just hope that Mrs. Johnston has a fantastic Christmas celebration in jail. Maybe all of the family will come together to celebrate their redneck-dom. Happy Holidays Rednecks!
