It's a Redneck Christmas... In Jail  

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Although I was only going to write one post a day, I can't help but getting a head start on my next blog. My friend Samantha just sent me a hysterical article relating to the Palin clan up in good ole' small town Wasilla, Alaska. This time Entertainment Tonight receives all of the credit for this story: http://www.etonline.com/news/2008/12/69065/index.html

Apparently the Redneck News just keeps getting better and better for the Palin clan, at least for those who couldn't stand her or her white trash family. Instead of relating to Sarah directly, it involves her knocked up daughter Bristol, soon (but not soon enough)-to-be son-in-law Levi, and his mother, Sherry L. Johnston. According to ET, Bristol's future mother-in-law Johnston was arrested as a result from an "undercover drug investigation -- and she was charged with six counts of misconduct involving a controlled substance."

Wow. Well, then again, what is there to do in Wasilla? It did used to be the Meth capital of the USA, or the world, I can't remember which. Unless it still is. I cannot imagine if this story had come out after McCain and Palin were elected as Prez and V.P. (then again I can't imagine that pair being in office, but I digress). I mean, forcing your daughter into having a child out of wedlock, and then forcing her into marriage with a hockey player with an IQ of -5 is one thing. But how could she explain this situation away? By making drugs legal in Alaska? Now instead of just buying guns, wedding dresses and booze at the local store, meth and crack would also be sold too. Shoot up and then have a shotgun wedding! Maybe Bristol's will be first to try it.

Anyway, the news just keeps getting better and better with the Palin clan. I'm waiting for Palin to pop out a baby and name it Zamboni, and to have Trig and Willow knock over the main bank in Wasilla.

I just hope that Mrs. Johnston has a fantastic Christmas celebration in jail. Maybe all of the family will come together to celebrate their redneck-dom. Happy Holidays Rednecks!

5 comments

Anonymous   says December 26, 2008 at 11:11 AM

When you are a person of "status" in politics, you can't be associated with anything that is illegal. This puts a damper on what she can say are family values, since at least her extended family has proven they have none.

Anonymous   says December 26, 2008 at 3:45 PM

Hilarious! How is Palin associated with that boy's mother? They snoring crack together on friday nights? If want close relationships with big political figures who were associated with people doing illegal things look no further than Obama with Bill Ayers or Bill Clinton with his half-brother, Roger! And I'm not saying those two men shouldn't have or should lead. But come on, it's a little naive to think many people of politics aren't associated with people doing illegal things. And a future mother-in-law is a huge stretch. She can't control what that woman is doing. She's not in her family yet! I bet she hardly knows the woman. You're allowed to dislike Palin, but be fair, please!

Anonymous   says December 27, 2008 at 12:09 PM

When you are trying to make your platform on Family Values, even when forcing your daughter into marriage, or having the dear almost son-in-law come from completely screwed up people, it doesnt help your case. Not now and not in 2012.

Uhgii   says December 27, 2008 at 5:26 PM

Relax, you two. It was just a little commentary on a current event. As for the comment on Ayers... a little hypocritical, no? Plus, the media was all over this already. Despite his past, he's now a distinguished professor of education at the University of Chicago. Plus, when he was an activist, Obama was in grade school. Do you really want to delve deeper into this argument? If you want to make the claim that Obama was "paling" around with him despite having only met him a few times, we can start spreading less truthful rumora in regard to people associated with Palin. Plus, the only thing Palin did for the 2008 presidential election was provide a great basis for satire.

Anonymous   says December 29, 2008 at 6:23 PM

My point exactly, Ughii!

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