Breaking and entering... a blow up doll?!
Posted by Anonymous in Australia, blowup doll, down under, Laneway Adult Shop, sex shop
Australia has some interesting people down under. For example, take the 23-year-old horn-dog who apparently broke into a sex shop, took multiple blowup dolls out back, banged them, and left them out in the alley behind the store. "Jungle Jane" as the blow up doll is referred to, is the only part of the Laneway Adult Shop that was tampered with.
The most bizarre part of this whole story is that after he was done, he would clean up the shop so that it looked fine; it was only "Jungle Jane" who received the brunt of the criminal acts.
Look, if you are really THAT desperate to have sex, where you have to break into an adult shop and bang a blow up doll out back, there are some mental issues going on. Or hormone issues that should be checked out ASAP. One thing that could mediate this situation is, oh you know, BUYING one of those "Jungle Jane"s. That would get rid of the hassle of breaking and entering. Or, if you really don't want a blow up doll, but what the thrill of hooking up with a brainless bimbo, move to the United States. You could move into Hollywood, I'm sure one of those tabloid bimbos would be glad to help you out, if only for some more spotlight time.
As the shopkeeper said, "It is totally bizarre."
I couldn't have said it better myself.
