How many crimes can YOU commit at once?  

After being pulled over for speeding, an 18-year-old from Louisiana was found to not be wearing his seat belt. When the officers ran his license, it was suspended. However, it doesn't end there. Next, the officers found a "marijuana cigarette," which gave them even more of an incentive to continue investigating. After looking through the rest of the car, they found $27,000 worth of stolen goods. And all of this took place in a stolen vehicle. What's worse? He had a passenger. A dog. Which was also stolen.

And somehow the news story ends with, "Detectives were unsure if the suspect remained in jail Friday." Really? I wish I could commit that many crimes and not spend the night in jail.

So, how many crimes can YOU commit at once? This guy is a murder and a rape short of epic.

And no, there's no single picture that could do this justice (pun!), so I'll give you a picture of handcuffs. And not the kinky fun ones. Although, what handcuffs aren't kinky and fun?

You can find the full story here.