Used Car Dealers
Posted by Ben in car salesman
With the recent death of my vehicle I figured I needed to go buy a "new" one. I found one I liked but it was out of my price range. As I turned with disappointment I saw a marching salesman coming toward me and my mother. We tried to get away. The faster we walked, the faster he came. Then we were surrounded, stuck, like a baby rat inside a fetus. I failed to see where I had stupid tattooed on my forehead but I obviously must have.
Your Hero (Thats me): "So this car is worth 13Gs?"
Bastard (salesman): "Yep, check it on Kelly Blue Book. Its a really reliable guide. We encourage our customers to use it to find prices before they come here."
Your Hero: "Thats funny, the Kelly Blue Book value states that this car is only worth $12500 in excellent condition, this needs new tires, a battery, and their seems to be scratches along the bottom. This is probably a good, so even if you gave me the new tires I wouldn't pay more than 12 5."
Bastard: "I agree it is good, but I cant go lower than 13. Plus the blue book is just a guide."
Your Hero: "So let me get this straight, Kelly Blue Book doesn't mean shit, but you encourage your customers to use it, then you agree about the condition of the vehicle and charge higher?"
My Mother: "I don't know...." This is where she gets cut off by the Bastard
Bastard: "Well you see..." Then I get to be a prick and cut him off
Your Hero: "Don't cut my mother off in the middle of a sentence, you will show her respect. I will make you a deal. When your willing to sell the car at $12500 with tires, batteries, and fixings all the crap I wrote down on this list, call me."
I want some used car salesman to read this and explain why these guys are so full of shit. I'm dead serious about that. If any one reads this blog and is or knows a car salesman, I want to talk to them on a personal basis. Please, I think understanding this mind will be a help to society. Some people help sick children, some look for cures for cancer, I try to understand the
most degenerate aspect of human society, the used car salesman.
